The Portal 2 Wait Song

This is a problem...
I'm sending this plea of mine to Valve
It's hard to explain my anticipation
Portal 2's nearing
April 18th is almost here
But why do you think you can make
me wait this long for this game?

There's just no sense skirting 'round the fact that I'm mad
You delayed this so much and now I want it so bad
Why can't it be April now?
This just shouldn't be allowed!
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die.

My mind is on GLaDOS.
I keep watching playtests of the game
And every time I hear her voice
I get chills!
The graphics looks awesome!
The story so far seems awesome, too.
And what's up with "Ship Overboard"?
I think I might go insane...

Can you understand what I am trying to tell you?
I'm obsessed with this game and I don't know what to do!
I'm procrastinating bad
And it's making me real sad
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die!

Go ahead and tease me.
I know that you're running on Valve time.
Maybe you'll find something else to delay.......
MAYBE EPISODE THREE.
That was a joke. Please don't. I'll cry.
Until then I'll just play that
war-themed hat simulator.

Look at me still talking all about Portal 2
When there are so many other things I should do!
I have bills I have to pay
Chores I must do everyday
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die!

Believe me, Valve, I'm gonna die.
If I don't have Portal 2 I will cry.
I need some Chell or I just won't survive.
I hope Companion Cube is still alive.
But I won't be 'cause I'm gonna die
Gonna die
Gonna die


Que puta pasada

Ohh que caña xD
Me pregunto si portal 2 tendrá alguna canción tan mítica como "Still Alive"

Si tio, con esa frase de Maybe Black Messa, that was a joke haha fat chance! XD me mato cndo la oi

Andore escribió:

Ohh que caña xD
Me pregunto si portal 2 tendrá alguna canción tan mítica como "Still Alive"

Se están currando un montón el tema del humor, así que seguro que tendrá coñas míticas.

El modo cooperativo tiene que ser la hostia.

Yo por mi parte, creo que voy a volver a pasarme el Portal. Para ir calentando motores.